My friend - Tell me my mistakes... not to others
Me - Ok...so here it is..these are your mistakes
My friend - WTF!!!! Those are not my mistakes.... it is your mistake to think that those are my mistakes....
Me - Hmm...ok!
My friend - But next time please tell me my mistakes... I seriously want to rectify them.
Me - Hmmmm.... okkk ....sigh!!
Disclaimer : Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. So please do not call the author and tell her that it is her mistake to use your mistake in her writing :D